
Alexander Shannon is not only a top-notch copywriter, he’s also the brilliant voice behind Lucky Brand Jeans and someone I am proud to call a friend. I’ve had the pleasure of working with him for the past 6 months and carpooling for the past 4 weeks. We enjoy early morning conversations (when we aren’t too sleepy) and have partaken in many late evening discussions surrounding topics such as:
1. Katie Perry is the worst performer of all time.
2. Whatever happened to Ja-Rule?
3. The wonders of socialism!
4. If we were in charge the world, it would be a better place.
5. Susana’s latest dating adventure (A-E below)
A) surprise baby daddies! *oh my*
B) interested suitors whose ex-girlfriend happens to be my friend! oops!
C) just because a guy has really nice shoes and dances with you at a wedding
doesn’t mean he is the man of your dreams…
D) serious girlfriends. VERY SERIOUS.
E) married swingers with private jets (need I say more)
SO LET’S GET TO IT… 5 QUESTIONS FOR MR SHANNON:
1.What is your biggest pet peeve besides Katie Perry?
People who say “Dia-bee-TUS.”
2. If you were about to die, what would you want to eat?
I think your answer is way more profound than mine (Susana said “I would consume my lover, so that they would always be with me.”) I’d settle for fries.
3. Why Emma Stone?
She’s hilarious, charismatic and beautiful. Plus, she has red hair, green eyes and a deep, throaty voice. It’s no coincidence that my wife shares the same qualities, except the throaty voice, which is why I love it when she has a cold.
4. What is your favorite word and why?
“Sinew” or “Decay.” I love words that sound beautiful and poetic, but actually describe something morbid.
5. If you could do anything in the world, what would you do?
There are so many things that I’d love to do, so I’d do them all; I’d be a wealthy artist/travel journalist/clinical psychologist/Egyptologist/SNL cast member/architect/lion trainer/horror movie director/professional fencer/linguistics professor/fashion designer/casting agent/Las Vegas magician/QVC salesperson.